Next thing you know, truant officers will be coming to my house wondering why I'm not in school.
- Me: (lifting an 18-foot palm frond and bringing it to the curb)
- Jamaican woman walking by: Wot a little gyal like you doin liftin a branch that big?!
- Me: Well, it fell off one of our trees...
- Her: (looking stern and shaking a finger) Be kyerful!
